SMILE BREAK:
A veterinarian threw a party and invited some of his friends. One of his friends was an exotic pet store owner who came as a turtle, carrying a woman on his back. The veterinarian asked him who the woman was, and he replied... this is Michelle.
If you're having to think about it, you missed the punch line.
Heading to Tennessee was the official turn for the west and home base.
Look familiar, we passed through this tunnel once before, its the Big Walker Mountain Tunnel. We had to back track quite a distance to get to the highway that took us to Tennessee.
I guess the operators of the park are not big fans of the geese, they don't want visitors feeding the geese, but it is ok to feed the ducks.
Two-thirds of the place was diner, the other third was a gift shop. Carol and I are firm believers in dessert first, to ensure we don't miss out.
A woman woke up and found her husband was not in bed, so she walked
downstairs to find him at the kitchen table with a drink, sobbing. She asked him
what was wrong. He asked, do you remember when we met 20 years ago, she replied
yes, pleasantly surprised he remembered.
When you were 15 do you remember us in the back seat of my car, she said yes smiling and tearing up, and sat down beside him.
Then he asked if she remembered the time her father stuck a shotgun in his face, and told me I could either marry you, or go to prison for 20 years, she said yes… well, today I would be getting out of prison.
Get off the floor.
See you in Alabama.